July 2012
35 posts
Stewie & Brian.
- Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
- Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
- Stewie (flips notepad): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.
Adam West.
- Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone's stealing my water!
- Meg: But it just went down the drain.
- Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it.
- (Waters plant.)
- Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I've spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I'll spend $1,000,000 if that's what it takes!
- Meg: You know, I think I have my story.
- Mayor West: NO! WAIT! You can't print that! Thank God she's just a figment of my imagination.
Fuck.
Fuck those ’ friends ’ who left you.
Fuck that asshole who hurt you.
Fuck that bitch who can’t keep her mouth shut about you.
Fuck that person who hurt you.
Fuck that person who lied to you.
Fuck those people who broke their promises.
Fuck two-faced people.
Fuck stuck up sluts.
Fuck whores who can’t back off what’s yours.
Fuck people who spread rumors.
Fuck those who made you cry.
Fuck. It. All.
June 2012
1 post
May 2012
16 posts
Fighting with my mom
